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Sardar wrote a letter 2 Bill Gates:

Sir, i have some questions 2 ask!!

1: The letters in keyboard r not in order, when will u release da corrected version…

2: There iz start button but not stop button, why so?

3: We learnt MS-word, but when u will release MR- word?

4: There is no ‘Any Key’ on da keyboard, while computer mostly asks 4 dat 2 press

Finally a personal question,

Why iz ur name ‘Gates’ even though u sell WINDOWS??

SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with ma sister. Bt if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I’ll also stay with ur sister.

How do u recognize a SARDARJI in School?
He is the 1 who erases the notes from the book whn the teacher erases the board.

SARDARJI was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’

SARDARJI : Why r all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI – If only the winner will get the cup, then why r the others running?