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Ek taaza kalaam aaya hai…
Arz kia hai…
Jis ko ho sir azeez…
Woh hum se hat ker chaley…
Hum sir phiron ke saath…
Koi sir phira chaley…
Wah wah :-”

Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main.
Merey ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai.
Parhne likhne ki tou fursat nahin milti.
Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parhti hai

1 memon mutthi me rupaiya liye jaraha tha

Thori dair bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na roe mere rupay me

tujhe harkiz kharch nhi krunga.. ;->

What Did The Lonely Banana Say?
I’m”A-Kela”
What Did The Potato Say Wen It Answered The Phone?
“Aaloo?”
Wat Did The Confused Egg Say?
I Dont “Unda-Stand”
Wat Language Do Carrots Speak?
“Gajar-Ati”
Wat Did The First Pizza Slice Say To The Other Pizza Slice So It Would Move?
“Pizza-HUT” ;->

Agar Tumne Humein Sms Nhi Kia T0u
Tumhare Mobile Mei Hum Itne Chhed
Karenge Keh Confuse Ho Jaoge K
Charger Kaha Lagaye
Or Earphone Kaha Lagaye…

Sochta Huu Kanjooson Ka Ek Department Banao,

Chairman Ki Kursi Par Aap K0 Bithaoun,

Duniya Se Aap K0 Chanda Dilwaon,

Takay Aap Se Kuch Msgz Tou Le Paon.. ;->

Girl: Nice Mobile.

Where Did U Buy?

Boy: I Won Dis In A Running Race.

Girl: How Many People Participated?

Boy: MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.

Bus Conductor & Driver Mei Kiya Difference Hai?

Ans: Conductor Soe Jaye Tou Kisi Ka Ticket Nahi Katega

Aur

Driver So Gaya Tou Sab Ka Ticket Kat Jayega

What Is N0un?
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To Arz Kia Hai
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Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Mei H0ta Hai King
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Wawah
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Kutta Bhi Apni Gali Mei H0ta Hai King
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Noun Is D Name 0f Pers0n,
Place 0r Thing

ungliyan toot gaye pathar tarashty hoye

Ghalib

Jab surat-e-yaar bani to

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Mera ta taraahh Nikla Gaya