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Dun question GOD, as he may say, if u r so

eager 4 answers, dn please come up

Wt’s The Mst Popular Word Tat Begins
With ‘F’ & Ends Wd ‘K’?
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Its *FACEBOOK*, =D

The Word u Thought z
The 2nd Mst Popular! =P

1 day mum ws out
Dad ws in-charge of 3yrs old daughter
Playin wd her new
Tea set
Dad ws engrosed in the news whn she
brought a little cup of Tea
which ws jxt water
Afta several cups ov tea & lots ov praise 4 such yummy tea
Mom came home
Dad mad hr wait 2 watch the little lady bring him a cup of tea
Mum watchd patiently n then asked the proud dad
Hv u realised tat
D only place she can reach to gt water is the

Toilet

GirL:
Jb tm ko fon kro tm Shave kr rae hte oo
Tm din mei ktni Shave krte ho?
Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tm PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nai Ma
“Naeei” hn

Shohar Biwi se
Tu Chandramukhi main surajmukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,main bhi sukhi

Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai

Wo Aisay bachai k

Fakeer Ko Pucha ,1000 Ka Note Doon tou Kya Karega ?

Wo Bola Khushi Se Mar Jaoun ga

Mene Kaha Ja Nahi Deta ..!!

Just Remeber,
No matter
how bad u are..
You r not totally useless…
You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample

Pathan:

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga tou
50 Rs
teri raah main dunga

Rastey main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye paisey

EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,

Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?

Sharabi:Jisko b ankhein
lagao Usey bata dena yeh
2pag peene k bad khulti
hain ….. :p

Zamana bohot hee kharab
ho gya hai,

her sawal ka ulta jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hee koi
miss call,

Her banda hee mobile lay
ker nawab ho gaya hai