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How do Chinese parents name their kids?
The parents take a couple of dishes with them and head upstairs. They reach the top of the stairs and throw the dishes downstairs.
“CHING!!! CHONG!!!”
A Chinese man arranged for a hooker 2 come 2 his room 4 da evening. Once in da room dey undressed, climbed into bed, and went at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumped up, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, dove under the bed, climbed out da other side, jumped back into bed with the hooker and commenced a repeat performance.
The hooker was impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, da Chinese man jumped up, ran over 2 da window, took a deep breath, dove under da bed, climbed out da other side, jumped back into bed wid da hooker & started again!
The hooker was amazed at dis sequence. During da fifth encounter, she decided 2 try it herself. When dey were done she jumped up, went 2 the window and took a deep breath of fresh air, dove under the bed 2 find 4 other Chinese men
An old mouse chanced 2 see a cat wearing a few beads round her neck.
“Ah,” said da mouse wid joy, “dat cat has turned vegetarian.”
Thereupon, he brought his offspring along 2 pay a call on da cat 2 express their gratitude. No sooner had they appeared than da cat gave a deep howl & devoured several mice in rapid succession. Da old mouse turned tail in da nick of time & made good his escape.
Sticking out his tongue, he cried: “My, my! That pussy is even more ferocious after turning vegetarian.”